The Right Angle

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011

I work in a mall location and I do a fair share of mall “watching”. People walk up and down the halls and I normally don’t think anything of it. Every now and then someone will pee their pants or spill a drink and all the watching is worthwhile. Normally it is very boring.

One day I saw a woman take an awfully weird turn in steps. She made a complete right angle when there was no need to make a right angle turn. It came to me that she had a very obvious symptom, fear of making obtuse or acute angles. This could be a very serious ailment. Most people don’t think about how many acute and obtuse angles come into play while walking. Life would change considerably.

I started to feel said for this poor woman…but then a glimpse of hope came. I remembered the game “Snake”. Snake could only make right angled turns. Snake turned out pretty good. He was actually a very popular guy during the Nokia brick phone era.

Although people with this illness do not have a charity fund or a commercial with sappy music playing, they do need the support of everyone that can make turns at whatever angle they wish. Support them.

2 Responses to “The Right Angle”

  1. Get to work

  2. Who can forget the black guy at the mall with headphones? He’s there daily. Do you also remember the homeless guy who looked like Fidel Castro? Ohio Valley Mall celebrities.

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