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As promised in breakout session a578-2, I would give a list of all rules and regulations to be followed (to a T) on this website and any website property ending in

Series 1: Gnome Rules

These rules were created on the exact same day that Eric discovered an old VHS tape full of David the Gnome episodes.

  • All coupons used and referenced should be in rectangle form – not square.
  • If you are going to use the term “THE COLLECTIVE”, you must automatically follow the terms with Obi-Wan Kenobi GIFs.
  • Do not use more than 40 shades of green in one post.
  • Willy Wonka references should be limited or not used at all.
  • 10-10-3-2-1 commercials should be played in their entirety.
  • If you stumble across a 1.25 in nickles, they are mine.
  • Social Media calendars should be created on cardstock paper.

Series 2: Grover Clevland Rules

Unlike popular thoughts, these rules are not related to a president but memories from Eric watching Sesame Street while in boating on Lake Erie.

  • Please keep all blog post titles under 3000 characters.
  • Never work with anyone with the initials NB.
  • If you are reading a blog entry while driving, DON’T.
  • Children under the age of 7 should be required to find at least four hidden Benline’s before continuing.
  • If you plan on keyword stuffing, make sure you use the instant kind.
  • It’s Castle Grayskull. Not Castle Greyskull.
  • Say Hi to Karl for me. If you see him, of course.

Series 3: Unreleased Rules

These rules were actually released several months ago.

  • For heaven’s sake, close the homepage’s door. You were not born in a barn.
  • Except for you… I’m pretty sure you were born in a barn.
  • Gravy boat Lighthouse is greater than UFO Tofu.
  • If you count and click on the total of incoming links to this page you will unlock a secret boss level.
  • Always write 2020 on your checks instead of 20. This is good information if you are from 1980 and using checks.

Series 4: Released Rules

I am sorry. These rules have yet to be released.

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